¡caramba!

July 2012

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please don’t hold me responsible for anything i said or did from the years 2006-2010

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2thpaste:

i hate being tickled i do not think it is cute i do not think it is funny i will kick you in the fucking face

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nineinAFTRNON

smallcarltons:

qurly-hair:

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON TUMBLR THAT HAS GENUINELY MADE ME LAUGH MYSELF TO TEARS.

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ccolfer:

wingaardiumlevi0sa:

there were 7 billion pieces of biodegradable confetti, to represent each person in the world.

out there, in London, in the Olympic Stadium, there is a piece of biodegradable confetti dedicated to me.

#i hope mine fell in someone’s crotch

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• before I shower: ugh fuck it i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower ill do it later
• when I'm in the shower: sweet jesus christ what is this magical fuckery this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself i never want to leave this spot as it wraps its pleasuring waters or warmth around my body

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