Someone: What do you like about yourself?
Me: My music taste.
onewhoreatatime: onewhoreatatime those people at gigs who don’t know any of the words, and stand with their arms folded glaring at anyone who dares to make a noise near them
the entire week every single week
thursday: kill myself
friday: i want to kill myself a little bit less
saturday: thank u god for waking me up today this is a glorious day amen
sunday: im killing myself
my future kid: mom what bands did you like when you were a kid
me: dad's band
victoriajaneasher: things i’m allowed to do insult my favorite band things you’re not allowed to do insult my favorite band
At your wedding
*favorite band song comes on*
you: OH MY GOD THIS SONG ASDFGHFDSDFGHJ HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN I CAN'T BELIEVE IT COME ON HONEY LETS DANCE
you: I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I HEARD YOU PERFORM THIS SONG HONEY