March 2011
Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know,...
garrettsrightgirl:
youarethefoodofmythoughts:
TEACHER:
OTHER STUDENTS IN THE CLASS:
AND I’M JUST LIKE :
putting this on my notebook
for future reference
next school year
lol
That awesome moment when you thought you're late...
Best Hipster Quote Rebuttals
iguessthatihavelied:
scheisse-be-mine:
THIS IS SO HILARIOUS.
omg the bench one. dead.
BECAUSE IM A BENCH
This Cracks Me Up
"ARE YOU GOOD DRUNKS?
JACK: “Whenever we get drunk we always break stuff. We like to be destructive.”
ALEX: “We do a lot of activities when we’re drunk, that’s for sure. Drunken bowling was fun.”
JACK: “We steal a lot of parking cones.”
RIAN: “The problem is, that’s our most badass thing. Other bands are doing blow off some chick’s tits and we’re stealing parking cones from outside the venue.”
ALEX: “It’s like we’re all 15-year-old kids. We’re really fucking with authority with our parking cone crime wave.”
RIAN: “We really suck. We’re so lame.”
JACK: “What do you mean? We’re the Motley Crue of our generation!”
ALEX: “We’re not. We’re the Jonas Brothers.”"
Making a sandcastle
jacecrawford:
Expectation:
Reality:
WTF. hahaha
michelleariele:
CAN YOUR MAC DO THIS?
DIDN’T...