Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know,...
garrettsrightgirl: youarethefoodofmythoughts: TEACHER: OTHER STUDENTS IN THE CLASS: AND I’M JUST LIKE : putting this on my notebook for future reference next school year lol
That awesome moment when you thought you're late...
Best Hipster Quote Rebuttals
iguessthatihavelied: scheisse-be-mine: THIS IS SO HILARIOUS. omg the bench one. dead. BECAUSE IM A BENCH
This Cracks Me Up
"ARE YOU GOOD DRUNKS?
JACK: “Whenever we get drunk we always break stuff. We like to be destructive.”
ALEX: “We do a lot of activities when we’re drunk, that’s for sure. Drunken bowling was fun.”
JACK: “We steal a lot of parking cones.”
RIAN: “The problem is, that’s our most badass thing. Other bands are doing blow off some chick’s tits and we’re stealing parking cones from outside the venue.”
ALEX: “It’s like we’re all 15-year-old kids. We’re really fucking with authority with our parking cone crime wave.”
RIAN: “We really suck. We’re so lame.”
JACK: “What do you mean? We’re the Motley Crue of our generation!”
ALEX: “We’re not. We’re the Jonas Brothers.”"
Making a sandcastle
jacecrawford: Expectation: Reality: WTF. hahaha
michelleariele: CAN YOUR MAC DO THIS? DIDN’T...